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Mazey Flyff
Luminariah
Greetings, folks!
My name is Dakota and I am 23 years old, I currently live in Frankfort, Illinois, USA. I work the night shift as a Security Officer for one of the largest mining/landscape/farming equipment manufacturers in the world - Caterpillar, Inc. I graduated in 2014 from DeVry University with a Bachelors in Computer Information Systems specializing in Security. In my spare time I do a lot of web development and coding for various server projects on different games and if I am not doing that, I am out on a drive with my best friends or getting baked on the back deck. I have played and developed FlyFF servers back when FlyForFame was the big name and I helped develop their files and the Caali files. It's been a long time since I have played though, and just getting back into the scene. Big shout out to Karena who helped me get back into this game and develop a great appreciation for it!
My Biography:
My name is Dakota and I am 23 years old, I currently live in Frankfort, Illinois, USA. I work the night shift as a Security Officer for one of the largest mining/landscape/farming equipment manufacturers in the world - Caterpillar, Inc. I graduated in 2014 from DeVry University with a Bachelors in Computer Information Systems specializing in Security. In my spare time I do a lot of web development and coding for various server projects on different games and if I am not doing that, I am out on a drive with my best friends or getting baked on the back deck. I have played and developed FlyFF servers back when FlyForFame was the big name and I helped develop their files and the Caali files. It's been a long time since I have played though, and just getting back into the scene. Big shout out to Karena who helped me get back into this game and develop a great appreciation for it!
My Biography:
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I start every single morning with a breakfast of iron. I eat nails and shit razors. Then I go to my computer and delete every single piece of fanmail I have received within the night without even bothering to read them. The amount of daily fanmail is measured in googolplexes. That is because I am a high-profile rock star and people would kill to be allowed the grace of sucking my ****. About 90% of the European population have my name tattooed somewhere on their skin.
I currently work as the general manager of a multi-national investment firm that deals mainly with funding research for neutron and fusion bombs et cetera. I have my own private jet and I use 100 euro bills as my toilet paper. Once I smoked a blunt wrapped in the original copy of Shakespeare's MacBeth, and rolled a cigar with the original script hand written from J.R.R Tolkien from 1937 through 1949.
I have many talents. I possess a superior analytic intelligence and my knowledge about everything and all is beyond anything ever known to mankind before me. Compared to me, Machiavelli was a minor player, merely a pawn. He was dynamite but I am a tactical nuke. In fact I know the meaning of life.
I have to be completely honest with you; I have enormous balls. You have possibly seen horses pack quite a bit in the genital section, so you might have some kind of a picture in your mind about my seed-sags. My balls have their own gravitational field. 9/11 wasn't actually a terrorist attack; It was me teabagging the WTC towers.
My father is Thor, the God of Thunder, and my mother is the Hive Queen from Aliens. That mentioned you might already know why I don't dig ******** applications.
If you'd like to know more about me you can read my biography. It's called "Beowulf".
