Would you rather

Hey guys, I be starting a new game called "Would you rather." The rules are simple, you pick 2 things and where the next person replies has too pick one, and the person who replied it creates a new one and so on. Like for an example:

(Would you rather swim with sharks or would you rath swim in pudding?)

The next person who replies.

I would rather swim in pudding
(He starts a new one)

It goes on and on I'm sure a few of you guys played this kind of game with your friends.

Please keep everything appropriate and mature and following forums rules. I don't want to have any disgusting or immature acts onto this game, it for us to have fun Anyways I'll start.

1) Would you rather eat a bowl of salt or would you eat a bowl of hot chili sauce?

I would rather eat a bowl of salt.

Would you rather get kissed by someone you hate or would you rather get slapped by someone you love?

I would get slapped by the person who I love

Would you rather pick a fight with a body builder or get knocked out by a professional boxer?

I would rather get knocked out by a professional boxer.

Would you rather be shot at by a sharpshooter with a toy gun or be shot at by a blind man with a real gun?

I would rather get shot by a sharpshooter w/ a toy gun lol

Would you rather get knocked out by Mike Tyson or get slapped by a wrestler lol!

I would rather get slapped by a wrestler.

Would you rather get beaten up by gangsters or get beaten up by police men?

Sup Zay. :3 Off topic right? well its really out of this world :p just wanna say cant log in due to some reason and i really need someone how to fix my client :/ just did a post on the "HELP" section and im looking for someone to suggest something so i can go log in. Thanks anyway. :p

I would rather get beaten up by police men ..
Would you rather live with ogres that treat you as a lesser being for the rest of your life or eat your least favorite food everyday until you die?